Hey, it’s Drew here! If you’ve been craving bold flavors, spicy adventures, and a little edge in your life, the Crippling Kit is everything you need to turn up the heat. With our fan-favorite hot sauces, a bold t-shirt, and even a bumper sticker to show off your spicy side, this kit has everything you need.

Here’s what’s inside:

🔥 Crippling Agony – A fiery explosion of carrots, red bell peppers, and habanero that will ignite your senses!

😋 Limping – Tangy, fresh medium heat with jalapeño, serrano, and lime for a bright, zesty kick.

🥓 Special Treatment – Smoky BBQ bacon delight—a savory BBQ masterpiece with bacon and spicy peppers.

🍍 Life’s a Beach – Sweet & spicy teriyaki with pineapple and teriyaki goodness for a tropical twist.

💥 Just For the Parking – Mild & smoky BBQ flavor—a rich blend of peppers and molasses for a bold, comforting taste.

🌶️ Ghost Pepper Palsy – Our hottest yet—bold ghost pepper heat for the bravest spice warriors.

But that’s not all! The Crippling Kit also includes:

👕 Exclusive Crippling Hot Sauce T-Shirt – Bold and edgy, just like our brand.

🚗 Crippling Hot Sauce Bumper Sticker – Slap it on your ride and rep your love for all things spicy.

Not only does this kit give you the full Crippling Hot Sauce experience, but every purchase also supports a good cause—5% of proceeds go to cerebral palsy research.

🔥 Don’t wait—grab your Crippling Kit today and spice up your meals, wardrobe, and life. You’re officially part of the Crippling Crew now. Let’s turn up the heat and make bland food (and boring t-shirts) a thing of the past!